Jeremy Felt

France Defeats Brazil As Instructed by Google

Holy crap, France just beat Brazil. Who would have thought that we would see over 3 hours of scoreless football before somebody finally scored. Who would have thought that France would be the one that pulled it off?

Google, that’s who. The Google Trends World Cup Conspiracy is in full effect. If you don’t believe me, see the trend results for yourself. The cup is rigged, people. The cup is rigged.

Allez La France! On to Portugal and then to the Germans!

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