Dear Blockbuster,
Are you serious? Is this your sneaky way of getting rid of crappy used movies without having to pay employees to throw them in the dumpster? I appreciate the offer, but damn… I have to choose from this list?
Dear Jeremy,
We’d like to thank you for being a BLOCKBUSTER Online” member — and what better way to show our appreciation than with a free movie that you can add to your at-home library.
Choose any one of these previously viewed DVDs*:
The Grudge
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Birth
The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
Wicker Park
Catwoman
Exorcist: The Beginning
Hopefully The Manchurian Candidate is worth watching….