Britney’s Advice for Michael

According to an article from “This is London“, Miss Britney “barefoot” Spears has some sound advice for Jacko in the most recent issue of Allure:

If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.

He needs someone to be like, “OK, let”s buck you up, let”s give you a moustache, let”s rough you up, let”s go to a bar, let”s get drunk and be a man.”

And if he didn”t do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight.

Of course, things like that do get published when you”re a “pop star”, but Britney was pretty dissapointed when she saw the article. She responded with this amazing gem:

I feel the article focused too much on my personal life and various events from my past”In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It will be expressed solely through art.

HA

Ha Ha Ha

Wait. Was she serious? Even funnier.

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