You heard it here first, SpongeBob is brainwashing children into being gay!!! Oh wow, what do we do?
The spokesperson for Focus on the Family, my favorite organization, had this to say:
We see the video as an insidious means by which the organization is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids. It is a classic bait and switch.
Damn, classic bait and switch. One second the kid is heterosexual, the next he’s homosexual. Oh wow, the word sexual just appeared, Focus on the Family is coming after me next.
Laugh on over to the article here. Wonderful.
p.s. I didn’t link to FOF, becuase they suck.