Honestly though, where do I find this stuff? I’m not sure if I’m amused that I run into it, or horrified at the same time. Either way, searching google for perfectly normal things is bound to turn up something un-normal. So with that I bring you:
“Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarb”rste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.”
Yes, and you can click here to find out how serious it is. Although I am slightly disturbed after browsing through a couple of the completely harmless and badly written stories, I will admit that there is definitely something hilarious about one of these being turned into a musical track.